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Kyobanim
12-03-2008, 19:35
One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.







But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.

Sdiver
12-03-2008, 19:42
Talk about your 'Fractured Fairy Tails'.....:eek:

One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.



I was content to sleep peacefully in my widdle bed tonight with this line.....



But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.


....but now I'm gonna have nightmares. :eek:

Stryfe
12-05-2008, 12:51
One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.







But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.


LOL!!!....I love that joke!

echoes
12-05-2008, 13:15
One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.

But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.


LOL! Love this joke!:D

When I run across those types of "women," I use the quote I read on here a long time ago and ask:

"What kind of cheese would you like with your whine?":lifter

Get's 'em every time!

Holly

Rogue
12-05-2008, 14:10
Excellent!!! :D

greenberetTFS
12-05-2008, 14:16
I just love bedtime stories,anymore? :cool:

GB TFS :munchin

Red Flag 1
12-05-2008, 14:26
Kyo,

As you say, "it was a long, long time ago".


RF 1

Dozer523
12-05-2008, 20:48
The "sweet center of my life / reason for living" heard me laughing and thought I was choking on something. She came over to the computer to check on me. I was laughing so hard, all I could do was point. She HIT me in the back of the head! Uh Oh, it's getting worse . . . She's playing George Throughgood. :eek:
I still like the joke shhhhhhh. . .