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Sdiver
11-09-2008, 11:50
Obama is so pretty that the new symbol of the Democrat Party will be a unicorn

Obama is so pretty that Bill Clinton wants to intern for him

Obama is so pretty that the White House Rose Garden will need to triple in size

Obama is so pretty that his anti-matter version is James Carville

Obama is so pretty that his supporters think that he's smart

Obama is so pretty that he won't ride in Ted Kennedy's car

Obama is so pretty that he would be a 10 if his Daddy owned a liquor store

Obama is so pretty that he would even look good in a Hillary pantsuit

Obama is so pretty that when he goes to Iraq he has to wear a Burka

Obama is so pretty that he gives John Edwards makeup tips

Obama is so pretty that his mirror on the wall was struck speechless

Obama is so pretty that he can wear white after labor day

Obama is so pretty that Michelle carried him over the threshhold

Obama is so pretty that the Navy won't name a submarine after him

Obama is so pretty that he knows Victoria's Secret

Obama is so pretty that he never has that "not so fresh" feeling

Obama is so pretty that he never farts

Obama is so pretty that he won't give Hillary Clinton his phone number

Rogue
11-09-2008, 13:10
you must really like Obama.............
I can feel the LOVE................

Kyobanim
11-09-2008, 15:41
Obama is so pretty that he never farts

That would explain the size of his ears.

SF_BHT
11-09-2008, 15:51
Obama is so pretty that the new symbol of the Democrat Party will be a unicorn

But I like Unicorns:p

My Daughter will have to start liking something else now. Got to go to her room and throw them all out the window.