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PSM
10-21-2008, 17:56
If you purchased $1000 in Delta Airline Stock, one year ago, you would have $49 left;

If you invested in Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of your original $1000;

If you owned AIG, you would have less than $15.

But, if you purchased $1000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, your refund would be $214 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

:D

Pat