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Have you heard the latest HIPPA joke ????
I can't tell you. ;) :D :munchin
Ohhh...you too funny, GI! :D :D :D
Richard's $.02 :munchin
Q: What's the difference between a Puppy and a Doctor?
A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and quit wining.
Q: What's the difference between a Nurse and a Priest?
A: The Priest only has to answer to one God.
olhamada
01-04-2009, 22:27
Q: What's the difference between a Puppy and a Doctor?
A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and quit wining.
Q: What's the difference between a Nurse and a Priest?
A: The Priest only has to answer to one God.
Ouch. I resemble that!!:p
Ouch. I resemble that!!:p
Sooooo....you're a Puppy or a Priest ??? :confused: :D
I actually had an ER Doc tell me those.
One day, a 747 flying over the Pacific ocean crashes into the water. All on board are killed instantly. They all find themselves standing outside the Pearly gates waiting to get in.
St. Peter comes out and says, "Welcome to the kingdom of Heaven. Before you all can come in, we're just waiting on one more person to enter. As soon as he does, you will all be allowed to enter."
Several hours go by, and the line hasn't moved. Someone from the back of the line approaches St. Peter and says, "We haven't moved in several hours. What's the hold up?" St Peter says, "Like I told you before, we're just waiting on one person to enter first, then you all may enter. Please take your place back in line." The guy does as he's told.
Several more hours pass, and still the line hasn't moved. Starting to get impatient, the fellow again walks up to St. Peter and inquires why the hold up. Again, St. Peter tells him to be patient, that they're waiting on someone to enter first, and to please take his place back in line. The guy does as he's asked.
Several more hours pass, this time feeling like an eternity. The guy can't stand it any longer and walks back up to St. Peter. "Hey, how come the line hasn't moved?" the guy inquires. St. Peter again tells him that they're just waiting on someone. After he gets here, they'll be able to go in.
"Look here", says the guy, "Back on Earth I was one of the best general Surgery and ER Doctors in the world. I saved thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of lives. I gave of myself time and time again to my community. I delivered thousands and thousands of babies, bringing them into this world. I think I, like the rest of us should be allowed to enter, NOW !!!!"
"Please be patient", says St Peter. "You'll be allowed to enter to due time."
Just then, from out of the mist appears a guy wearing a Doctors lab coat, a stethoscope wrapped around his neck, carrying a handful of folders in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other.
He waves at St. Peter and St. Peter waves back as he passes inside the gates as he enters the Kingdom of Heaven.
Beside himself with anger, the Doctor from the flight screams at St. Peter, "Hey, You let that Doctor go in ahead of us !!!!! What makes him so special?!?!?!?"
St Peter looks at the guy and says, "Oh him....that's not a doctor. That's God. He just thinks he's a Doctor."
Red Flag 1
02-01-2009, 10:40
Q: What's the difference between a Puppy and a Doctor?
A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and quit wining.
Q: What's the difference between a Nurse and a Priest?
A: The Priest only has to answer to one God.
Damn.....I've never heard these before,:rolleyes:
RF 1
frostfire
02-01-2009, 21:24
Q: What's the difference between a Puppy and a Doctor?
A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and quit wining.
Q: What's the difference between a Nurse and a Priest?
A: The Priest only has to answer to one God.
ouch....
One day, a 747 flying over the Pacific ocean crashes into the water. All on board are killed instantly. They all find themselves standing outside the Pearly gates waiting to get in.
St. Peter comes out and says, "Welcome to the kingdom of Heaven. Before you all can come in, we're just waiting on one more person to enter. As soon as he does, you will all be allowed to enter."
Several hours go by, and the line hasn't moved. Someone from the back of the line approaches St. Peter and says, "We haven't moved in several hours. What's the hold up?" St Peter says, "Like I told you before, we're just waiting on one person to enter first, then you all may enter. Please take your place back in line." The guy does as he's told.
Several more hours pass, and still the line hasn't moved. Starting to get impatient, the fellow again walks up to St. Peter and inquires why the hold up. Again, St. Peter tells him to be patient, that they're waiting on someone to enter first, and to please take his place back in line. The guy does as he's asked.
Several more hours pass, this time feeling like an eternity. The guy can't stand it any longer and walks back up to St. Peter. "Hey, how come the line hasn't moved?" the guy inquires. St. Peter again tells him that they're just waiting on someone. After he gets here, they'll be able to go in.
"Look here", says the guy, "Back on Earth I was one of the best general Surgery and ER Doctors in the world. I saved thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of lives. I gave of myself time and time again to my community. I delivered thousands and thousands of babies, bringing them into this world. I think I, like the rest of us should be allowed to enter, NOW !!!!"
"Please be patient", says St Peter. "You'll be allowed to enter to due time."
Just then, from out of the mist appears a guy wearing a Doctors lab coat, a stethoscope wrapped around his neck, carrying a handful of folders in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other.
He waves at St. Peter and St. Peter waves back as he passes inside the gates as he enters the Kingdom of Heaven.
Beside himself with anger, the Doctor from the flight screams at St. Peter, "Hey, You let that Doctor go in ahead of us !!!!! What makes him so special?!?!?!?"
St Peter looks at the guy and says, "Oh him....that's not a doctor. That's God. He just thinks he's a Doctor."
Excellent! LMAO
Team Sergeant
02-02-2009, 09:58
One day, a 747 flying over the Pacific ocean crashes into the water. All on board are killed instantly. They all find themselves standing outside the Pearly gates waiting to get in.
St. Peter comes out and says, "Welcome to the kingdom of Heaven. Before you all can come in, we're just waiting on one more person to enter. As soon as he does, you will all be allowed to enter."
Several hours go by, and the line hasn't moved. Someone from the back of the line approaches St. Peter and says, "We haven't moved in several hours. What's the hold up?" St Peter says, "Like I told you before, we're just waiting on one person to enter first, then you all may enter. Please take your place back in line." The guy does as he's told.
Several more hours pass, and still the line hasn't moved. Starting to get impatient, the fellow again walks up to St. Peter and inquires why the hold up. Again, St. Peter tells him to be patient, that they're waiting on someone to enter first, and to please take his place back in line. The guy does as he's asked.
Several more hours pass, this time feeling like an eternity. The guy can't stand it any longer and walks back up to St. Peter. "Hey, how come the line hasn't moved?" the guy inquires. St. Peter again tells him that they're just waiting on someone. After he gets here, they'll be able to go in.
"Look here", says the guy, "Back on Earth I was one of the best general Surgery and ER Doctors in the world. I saved thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of lives. I gave of myself time and time again to my community. I delivered thousands and thousands of babies, bringing them into this world. I think I, like the rest of us should be allowed to enter, NOW !!!!"
"Please be patient", says St Peter. "You'll be allowed to enter to due time."
Just then, from out of the mist appears a guy wearing a Doctors lab coat, a stethoscope wrapped around his neck, carrying a handful of folders in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other.
He waves at St. Peter and St. Peter waves back as he passes inside the gates as he enters the Kingdom of Heaven.
Beside himself with anger, the Doctor from the flight screams at St. Peter, "Hey, You let that Doctor go in ahead of us !!!!! What makes him so special?!?!?!?"
St Peter looks at the guy and says, "Oh him....that's not a doctor. That's God. He just thinks he's a Doctor."
LOL, that is good! I just sent it to Doc T, run.
LOL, that is good! I just sent it to Doc T, run.
Ohhhhhh Crap !!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :D
Q: What is the difference between God and an ER Doctor?
A: God doesn't think he's an ER Doctor.
:D