Electron
09-25-2008, 06:21
A man's wife asked him why he was staring so hard at their marriage license. He said, "I'm looking for the expiration date on this damn thing!"
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09-25-2008, 12:18
Another unhapply married man was seen picking up every piece of paper he found, for years . He read the print on each piece of paper, and would shake his head in disappointment, throw the paper down and say, " nope that's not it".
At the day of his divorce, the judge handed him his divorce papers. The man read it and declared that " this is it, I've been looking for this son of a bitch for years"
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