Job at the CIA

[Kyobanim]

The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks and interviews two men and a woman were chosen.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances."

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man For this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for a bout 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL:

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them

[Rogue]

:eek: OMG....... how did you find out about this secret test.....

[BlackDragon0311]

I had heard that one, only it went something like this, basically same joke, diff variation, a lil Marine humor :P

There is a job opening at the CIA. A Army Special Forces soldier, a Navy Seal, a Air Force PJ, and a Marine MARSOC operator all attend the try out.

They all pass with flying colors on everything. At the end, a CIA officer tells the men they all have one final test. Behind him are several doors, and each one holds the wife of each man. He puts a gun on the table, and tells the men to go into their appointed room and kill their wife and their in the CIA.

The SF soldier doesent even consider such a act and leaves. The Seal goes into his room and comes out later, shaking his head saying he cant kill his wife. The PJ goes into the room, and comes out shaking and all pasty white, saying that he couldn't bring himself to do it. The Marine goes into his room, there are several loud bangs from the gun, then the sound of scuffling in the room.

The Marine comes out with his uniform in all disaray, and lays the gun on the table, stating, "some dumb SOB loaded this gun with blanks, so I had to choke the bitch to death".

Moral of the story: If you tell a Marine to do something, especially kill, trust me, HE'LL DO IT.

We're all crazy, I know, Uncle Sam's Misguided Children...USMC :P

~JohnnyBoy

[Red Flag 1]

LMAO!!!!!!

Coffee all over the keyboard again.


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