PDA

View Full Version : Dear fellow supervisors......


BryanK
09-09-2008, 13:22
Dear fellow supervisors:

It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the organization have been using foul language during the course of normal conversations with co-workers!

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language can no longer be tolerated.

I do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, I am forwarding these helpful “TRY SAYINGS”. These sayings were developed during my recent sensitivity training. I hope this information will open lines of communication within your sections; while enhancing the proper exchange of ideas and information within our organization.

Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don’t know what the f___ your doing.

Number 2
TRY SAYING: She’s an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She’s a f___ing bit__.

Number 3
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

Number 4
TRY SAYING: I’m certain that isn’t feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.

Number 5
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You’ve got to be sh__ing me!

Number 6
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with…
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

Number 7
TRY SAYING: I wasn’t involved with the project.
INSTEAD OF: It’s not my f___ing problem.

Number 8
TRY SAYING: That’s interesting.
INSTEAD OF: what the f___?

Number 9
TRY SAYING: I’m not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won’t work.

Number 10
TRY SAYING: I’ll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn’t you tell me sooner?

Number 11
TRY SAYING: He’s not familiar with the issues
INSTEAD OF: he’s got his head up his a__.

Number 12
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, Sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

Number 13
TRY SAYING: So you weren’t happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

Number 14
TRY SAYING: I’m a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F___ it, I’m on salary

Number 15
TRY SAYING: I don’t think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up you’re a__.

Number 16
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.

Number 17
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you the boss?

Number 18
TRY SAYING: He’s somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He’s a pr_ck.

SF18C
09-16-2008, 13:09
Printing this out and putting on my desk at work!