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08-30-2008, 18:27
Prospector rode into town on his mule.Stopped at the Saloon got off his mule
and tied the mule to the hitching post in front of the saloon.

A cowboy came out of the saloon pulled his pistol and asked the Prospector if he ever danced. Prospector replied no;" never have danced." Cowboy said start dancing and began shooting at the prospectors feet, and the prospector danced.

Cowboy was laughing really hard after he was out of bullets turned and was walking away .When he heard click click. Cowboy turned around .The prospector
had a double barrel 10 guage lowered and pointed in the cowboys middle gut.

Prospector said You ever kiss a MULES ass, Cowboy said NO but I always wanted to.....