Rogue
08-13-2008, 07:03
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a Redneck are sitting at the bar at a local saloon.
The Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into
the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don' t need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Redneck, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, downs it in one gulp,
throws the glass into the air, whips out his .45, and shoots the Mexican and
the Iraqi. Catching his glass, then setting it on the bar, calls for a refill, and says, 'In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that
we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
The Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into
the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don' t need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Redneck, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, downs it in one gulp,
throws the glass into the air, whips out his .45, and shoots the Mexican and
the Iraqi. Catching his glass, then setting it on the bar, calls for a refill, and says, 'In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that
we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'