Best Joke of the Year

[BMT (RIP)]

This was nominated as the best joke of the year.

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank
you, Mr. American, for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food
stamps, free medical care, and free education!'



The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'



The man goes on and encounters another passerby... 'Thank you, Mr.
American, for having such a beautiful country here in America !'



The person says, 'I not American, I'm Vietnamese.'



The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes
his hand and says, 'Thank you, Mr. American, for this wonderful
America!'



That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not
American!'



He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'



She says, 'No, I am from Africa !'



Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'



The African lady checks her watch and says, 'Probably at work!'



IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS TOMORROW - ABSOLUTELY FREE!

[JJ_BPK]

Sad and unfortunately more true than not..

[ZonieDiver]

IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS TOMORROW - ABSOLUTELY FREE!

I live in Arizona, I'll receive them whether I pass it along or not!

[akunochi]

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:munchin Funny.

[Hostile0311]

Thats a grest joke and pretty much sums it up. A bit off topic but it seems no matter where you go things never change. I relocated to Malta which is a beautiful island in the Medditerranean Sea just south of Sicily and due north of N. Africa. The island is the size of a county and has approx. 450,000 inhabitants. The past few years the island has seen a surge of immigrants coming from Sub Sahara Africa (Somolia, Sudan, Eritrea, etc.) via Tunisia and Libya. They find boatloads of them daily or floating on the tuna pens or even corpses on a daily basis. There are an estamated 14,000 recorded immigrants here. They are given cell phones, clothes, 3 hots and a cot and they moan about being placed in a detention facility to be processed and quarantined for disease, etc. They show up, chuck their passports in the water and claim "political asylum". The EU forces us to take care of them and and give them refugee status and will not take any of them into the rest of the EU countries. They landed in Malta, they are a Maltese problem they say. Hell, even the U.S. repatriated some of them to new lives stateside a month ago. One of the immigrants upon landing told a Maltese soldier, "Keep the boats we came here on my friend because one day you Maltese will need them to leave!" Can you believe the nerve? People are helped out tremendously and all they want is a "free ticket to ride." What a sad state of affairs this world has become.:mad:

[Red Flag 1]

Only three?

If that is all I have to support, I'll take it :D

RF 1