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BMT (RIP)
07-07-2008, 09:46
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of Church services, when she was startled
by an intruder.

She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of

its Valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'(Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that Your sins may

be forgiven.)

The burglar stopped in his tracks.


The woman calmly called the police and explained what she

had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a Scripture to you.'

'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an ax and two
38s!'

Sdiver
07-07-2008, 10:01
Groaaaaannnnnnnnn......:munchin

Gypsy
07-07-2008, 17:35
LOL! :D

Rogue
07-08-2008, 06:33
too funny