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echoes
06-07-2008, 09:20
For You, Gypsy! ;)

http://www.dougbarber.com/red/RedJokes/redjokes.html

What do redheads and razor-wire have in common? Handle both with care.

Seen inscribed on a tombstone: "Below this ground lies the bloke, who told that last bad redhead joke."

You may sleep with a blonde and you may sleep with a brunette, but you will never sleep with a redhead.

How do you know a redhead likes you? She has your girlfriend thrown in jail and camps out in your yard.

No one ever really sees a redhead. There are only "sightings"?

A guy called in sick for work. His boss asked him what he was sick from. The guy said that he was tired, worn out and just didn't have the energy to go to work today. When the boss asked why, the guy replied, "I'm married to a redhead." His boss offered, "Take all the time you need."

Do you know why you've never heard a bad redhead joke? Remember the tombstone?

Holly:D

Gypsy
06-07-2008, 12:15
LOL awesome, thanks Holly.


Readers beware.... :D

HOLLiS
06-07-2008, 12:18
Those are great, Thanks.

H.

SF_BHT
06-07-2008, 13:30
For You, Gypsy! ;)

http://www.dougbarber.com/red/RedJokes/redjokes.html

What do redheads and razor-wire have in common? Handle both with care.

Seen inscribed on a tombstone: "Below this ground lies the bloke, who told that last bad redhead joke."

You may sleep with a blonde and you may sleep with a brunette, but you will never sleep with a redhead.

How do you know a redhead likes you? She has your girlfriend thrown in jail and camps out in your yard.

No one ever really sees a redhead. There are only "sightings"?

A guy called in sick for work. His boss asked him what he was sick from. The guy said that he was tired, worn out and just didn't have the energy to go to work today. When the boss asked why, the guy replied, "I'm married to a redhead." His boss offered, "Take all the time you need."

Do you know why you've never heard a bad redhead joke? Remember the tombstone?

Holly:D

Holly good Joke!!!! SO what Brunette Typed it for you? You know Blondes can not remember that many lines:D:munchin

echoes
06-07-2008, 14:09
Holly good Joke!!!! SO what Brunette Typed it for you? You know Blondes can not remember that many lines:D:munchin

B,

So glad you asked...You remember that Latina from the bar? Well it just so happens that...Oh, whoops, persec!

LOL!:D

Holly