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Ambush Master
05-19-2004, 16:44
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said. " But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree" "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also." The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"
:munchin

Roguish Lawyer
05-19-2004, 16:52
Nice! LOL

Team Sergeant
05-19-2004, 17:27
LMAO!!!

Bill Harsey
05-19-2004, 17:29
:D

Sdiver
05-20-2004, 01:03
So it's TRUE !!!

Lawyers think of us, as nothing more than SHEEP.

Lambs to the slaughter.:eek:

Radar Rider
05-20-2004, 03:46
I like the ending! Good laugh.

Roguish Lawyer
05-20-2004, 09:38
Originally posted by Sdiver
So it's TRUE !!!

Lawyers think of us, as nothing more than SHEEP.


No, I think of you as the guy directly behind the sheep with the big, disgusting smile on his face.

:D

Sdiver
05-22-2004, 13:13
Originally posted by Roguish Lawyer
No, I think of you as the guy directly behind the sheep with the big, disgusting smile on his face.

Shhhhhh....don't tell.

BTW....that one movie you recomended to me, it had nothing to do with keeping Lambs Silent. In fact, there wasn't even one good looking Lamb in there.;)