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Gypsy
05-18-2004, 20:33
:D

Herbert The Pervert Likes Sherbet
Fox In Detox
Who Shat In The Hat?
Horton Hires A Ho
The Flesh-eating Lorax
Your Colon Can Moo---can You?
Zippy The Rabid Gerbil
The Cat In The Blender
Marvin K. Mooney, Get The F*** Out!
Are You My Proctologist?
One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
Aunts In My Pants
Oh, The Places You'll Scratch And Sniff!
Horton Fakes An Orgasm
The Grinch's Ten Inches

neecheepure
01-04-2010, 09:42
Laughed 'til I cried; Thanks!!!

greenberetTFS
01-04-2010, 09:51
:D

Herbert The Pervert Likes Sherbet
Fox In Detox
Who Shat In The Hat?
Horton Hires A Ho
The Flesh-eating Lorax
Your Colon Can Moo---can You?
Zippy The Rabid Gerbil
The Cat In The Blender
Marvin K. Mooney, Get The F*** Out!
Are You My Proctologist?
One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
Aunts In My Pants
Oh, The Places You'll Scratch And Sniff!
Horton Fakes An Orgasm
The Grinch's Ten Inches

I don't know about you red heads,you sure do have a special sense of humor........;)

Big Teddy :munchin

Rogue
01-04-2010, 10:16
TOO Funny!!! :D

Red Flag 1
01-04-2010, 10:32
I'd like to see the front cover "art work" for some of these:D.

Great avatar girl, and congrats on your promotion!!!

RF 1

Tatonka316
01-04-2010, 11:00
Thanks, Gypsy!!! I NEEDED a good laugh this morning - now I won't have to do my Ab workout!!!

molon labe:lifter

Gypsy
01-04-2010, 20:39
Holy necropost Batman! Glad everyone enjoyed...I guess this is what is referred to as delayed gratification... :D


I don't know about you red heads,you sure do have a special sense of humor........;)



Thanks for noticing, Big Teddy. :p



Great avatar girl, and congrats on your promotion!!!

RF 1

Thank ya, thank ya!

mojaveman
01-05-2010, 21:07
Those were cute Gypsy,

They fit my sense of humor perfectly. :D