A guy was traveling through Mexico and realized he'd lost both his wallet and ID. Trying to return home he is stopped by the customs agent at the entrance to the United States border. "May I see your Identification, please?" asks the agent. "I'm sorry but I lost my wallet," replied the guy. "Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border." says the agent. "But I can prove that I'm a United States citizen!" exclaims the man, "I have a picture of of Ronald Reagan tattoed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on the other." The border guy says "This I gotta see". With that the guy who lost his ID drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent. The agent says "OK you can go home to Massachusetts now." "Thanks, but how did you know I'm from Massuchusetts?" The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of John Kerry in the middle".