New Ford Pick Up

[incommin]

I just bought a new Ford F-150 and returned to the dealer the next day because I
couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky
or Willie?' 'Willie!' he continued and 'On the Road Again' came from the
speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My
Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,
'I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck,
but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, 'Ass Holes!'

Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane
Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie
Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on d rums, Dan Rather on
harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton
on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this truck

Jim

[Red Flag 1]

Now that's a nice truck.

[Dragbag036]

That was some pretty good humor considering you forgot about them being introduced by the Rev Al Sharpton, with Jesse Jackson as a background singer.:eek: