SOGvet
05-12-2004, 19:27
Did you read the touching story in the Army Times about the young soldier who came home after a year in combat in Iraq? His wife wasn't feeling well, so he took her to see the doc's at the post hospital.
The doc did the exam, and shortly after he began reading the results, he called the soldier aside and said, "Your wife's had a terrible year in your absence... she's contracted either HIV or Alzheimer's..."
The young soldier looked shocked and said to the doctor, "Gee, doc.. how long will it take to find out which it is?..."
The doc looked at the young man and said, "The easiest solution is to take her to the mountains and drop her off.. if she makes it home, don't fuck her...."
The doc did the exam, and shortly after he began reading the results, he called the soldier aside and said, "Your wife's had a terrible year in your absence... she's contracted either HIV or Alzheimer's..."
The young soldier looked shocked and said to the doctor, "Gee, doc.. how long will it take to find out which it is?..."
The doc looked at the young man and said, "The easiest solution is to take her to the mountains and drop her off.. if she makes it home, don't fuck her...."