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05-12-2004, 13:37
A banner in front of a tent on the outskirts of town reads, "DON'T MISS THE INCREDIBLE GREEN BERET." Curious, a traveling salesman buys a ticket. The tent goes dark. Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the center of the stage. There, spot-lit in the center ring, is a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it is an old retired Special Forces Master Sergeant. Without fanfare, the aging Green Beret unzips his pants, whips out a huge penis, and smashes all three walnuts with three mighty swings. The crowd erupts in applause as the elderly soldier is carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.
Some years later, this same salesman visits the same town, and sees a faded, tattered sign for the same show, "DON'T MISS THE INCREDIBLE GREEN BERET". He can't believe the old guy is alive much less still doing his act! So he buys a ticket. Again the center ring is illuminated. This time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are on the table. The old soldier stands before them, then suddenly unzips his fly and smashes the three coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd goes wild.
Flabbergasted, the real estate salesman requests a meeting with the Green Beret after the show. "You're incredible," he tells the old soldier. "But I have to know something. You're older now, why the switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well," says the old Special Forces Master Sergeant, "my eyes ain't what they used to be..."
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Some years later, this same salesman visits the same town, and sees a faded, tattered sign for the same show, "DON'T MISS THE INCREDIBLE GREEN BERET". He can't believe the old guy is alive much less still doing his act! So he buys a ticket. Again the center ring is illuminated. This time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are on the table. The old soldier stands before them, then suddenly unzips his fly and smashes the three coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd goes wild.
Flabbergasted, the real estate salesman requests a meeting with the Green Beret after the show. "You're incredible," he tells the old soldier. "But I have to know something. You're older now, why the switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well," says the old Special Forces Master Sergeant, "my eyes ain't what they used to be..."
De Oppresso Liber!