Penn
11-20-2007, 22:29
A man is married to the women of his dreams for forty years, she dies.
For ten years the guy is just absolutely miserable. He finally meets another women, falls in love and said to her “Beth will you marry me”? She looks at him and said “Bill thanks you very much, but I can’t, I just could not wake up with you everyday, you’re fat, ugly and bald. Devastated, he leaves; goes on a diet, loses 70 pounds, has a face lift, and a hair transplant. Six months later he walking on the beach in Miami and run into her. Without thinking he grabs her and said “Beth how are you”? She screams get away from me, I don’t know you..who are you!!! He said “Beth, It’s me Bill” “Bill”…you must be kidding I didn’t recognize you”.
Well Beth when you said you would not marry me, because I was fat, ugly and bald, I when on a diet, lost 70 pounds, had a face lift, and a hair transplant. I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you”. “You did all that for me Bill”, she responds, “Of course I’ll marry you”. She grabs his hand, and at that moment he has a heart attack and dies.
Standing before God, God said can “I help you”?
“Yea you can help me; I was married to the women of his dreams for forty years, you took her from me GOD. For ten years I was absolutely miserable. I finally find other women, but she won’t marry me because I’m Fat Ugly and Bald, she just couldn’t wake up with me everyday. I go on a diet… loses 70 pounds, it was almost unbearable, …I have a face lift, it was extremely painful. The hair transplant was beyond masochistic … and the minute she accepts my love; you take me from her, I WANT TO KNOW WHY GOD!!!!
God looks at Bill and saids:“Well, Bill, I didn’t recognize you”.
For ten years the guy is just absolutely miserable. He finally meets another women, falls in love and said to her “Beth will you marry me”? She looks at him and said “Bill thanks you very much, but I can’t, I just could not wake up with you everyday, you’re fat, ugly and bald. Devastated, he leaves; goes on a diet, loses 70 pounds, has a face lift, and a hair transplant. Six months later he walking on the beach in Miami and run into her. Without thinking he grabs her and said “Beth how are you”? She screams get away from me, I don’t know you..who are you!!! He said “Beth, It’s me Bill” “Bill”…you must be kidding I didn’t recognize you”.
Well Beth when you said you would not marry me, because I was fat, ugly and bald, I when on a diet, lost 70 pounds, had a face lift, and a hair transplant. I love you and I want to spend the rest of my life with you”. “You did all that for me Bill”, she responds, “Of course I’ll marry you”. She grabs his hand, and at that moment he has a heart attack and dies.
Standing before God, God said can “I help you”?
“Yea you can help me; I was married to the women of his dreams for forty years, you took her from me GOD. For ten years I was absolutely miserable. I finally find other women, but she won’t marry me because I’m Fat Ugly and Bald, she just couldn’t wake up with me everyday. I go on a diet… loses 70 pounds, it was almost unbearable, …I have a face lift, it was extremely painful. The hair transplant was beyond masochistic … and the minute she accepts my love; you take me from her, I WANT TO KNOW WHY GOD!!!!
God looks at Bill and saids:“Well, Bill, I didn’t recognize you”.