The Reaper
11-20-2007, 14:23
The below procedure will give you an uplift each and every time you follow it.
It is not fattening, does not require eating or drinking anything, and does not require any exercise.
HOW TO START EACH DAY ON A POSITIVE NOTE
1. Create a new file folder on your computer.
2. Name it 'Hillary Rodham Clinton.'
3. Drag it to the recycle bin.
4. Empty the recycle bin.
5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of 'Hillary Rodham Clinton'?"
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better instantly.
Next week we'll do Nancy Pelosi.
It is not fattening, does not require eating or drinking anything, and does not require any exercise.
HOW TO START EACH DAY ON A POSITIVE NOTE
1. Create a new file folder on your computer.
2. Name it 'Hillary Rodham Clinton.'
3. Drag it to the recycle bin.
4. Empty the recycle bin.
5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of 'Hillary Rodham Clinton'?"
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better instantly.
Next week we'll do Nancy Pelosi.