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[sg1987]

A Japanese doctor says, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that
we can Take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
out looking For work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says, 'That is nothing. We can take a lung out of
one Person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in
four Weeks.'

A British doctor says, 'In my country medicine is so advanced we
can take Half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
both of them Out looking for work in two weeks.'

The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, 'You guys are
way Behind. We are about to take a woman with half a brain and no
heart, and Send her to Washington where she will become President,
and then half the Country will be out looking for work in one week.'

[tst43]

A class of 5th graders is all set for that time-honored activity "who is your father, and what does he do?"

The first student stands up and proudly claims, "my father is a police officer, and keeps the bad guys off the streets". This is met with a round of applause.

The next student stands and loudly boasts, "my father is a special forces soldier and risks his life to keep our country free". This is met with even louder applause.

Finally, the last child, Johnny, reluctantly stands and with eyes looking down at the floor and in a quivering voice says "my father dances for other men and takes his clothes off in front of them. If they pay him enough, he sometimes goes to their houses and stays all night." This is met with dead silence.

The horror-struck teacher quickly ushers the other kids outside for recess and then goes to Johnny and says "My God, son, i feel horrible that you had to endure that.....but is that really true about your father?" To which Johnny replies "Not really. he is actually Hillary Clinton's campaign manager, but I was too ashamed to tell the other kids."

[The Reaper]

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[MoonAngel]

He he he! Ha ha ha! :D