Penn
10-23-2007, 23:17
Man walks in to a bar with his pet pig and said to the bartender “I’d like two beers” the bartender somewhat startled replies “well that fine, but we don’t serve pigs” The man, upset, proceeds to tell the bartender how his house was on fire and the pig using his snout dialed 911. The bartender was beyond impressed. “Of course”, he tells the man, “your pig can have a beer”. They drink their beers, and the man calls the bartender and orders two more beers. The bartender looks them over and said, “Listen, that’s a great story about the fire and all, but it really is pushing the good will factor here, asking me to serve this pig another beer”! “Well”, the man replies, you don’t understand how special this pig is”. “He not only dialed 911, he went through the entire house and escorted everyone out through the smoke and flames, saved my whole family”!!!! “This here is a very special pig and is a part of our family”, in fact, last Christmas, he ran through the house with a string of bells, the kids just went crazy, having missed Santa Clause and all”, the bartender relents and brings over two more beers. They drink their beers and the man calls the bartender back over and orders two more. The bartender states: “Ok, I get it, the pig a part of your family, he saved your life and your family’s life, but, I noticed your pig only has three legs, what’s that about”. The man looks at the bartender and said “well, you wouldn’t eat a pig like this all at once would you”?