Heaven

[Penn]

Pope dies goes to heaven meets saint peter and says; “Hi, St. Peter it’s me Pope John, I’m here to see the lord”. St. Peter says, “Well it great to see you pope, but you are going to have to get in line, there a few people ahead of you”. “But I’m the Pope St. Peter”, the pope complains. “I know Pope John, and you did great things, but you are still going to have to get in line”. Just as he said that, the clouds part and out of the mist, Johnny Cash interrupts them and says “Hi, St. Peter it’s me Johnny Cash, I’m here to see the lord”. St. Peter says, “Well it’s great to see you Johnny, but you are going to get in line, and before you say anything, yes, we are aware that you been down the line, but you are going to have to wait. Incredulous Johnny moves into the waiting crowd, and as he does the mist parts and this figure walks to St. Peter whispers inaudibly in his ear; St Peter immediately opens the golden gates and the individual walks across the golden bridge to the white gleaming Castle. Well, everyone waiting just goes crazy!!!! Mother Theresa runs up. “What going on Peter she demands”. St Peter replies, “Ah, Mother Theresa, how are you”. “Forget that Peter, I been wait a very long time to cross the bridge, what happened to protocol”. Before he can reply, Albert Einstein demands an answer also, so does John Lennon, Caesar, Patton and William Butler Yeats. St. Peter pressed at this point say’s “calm down everyone and Mother Theresa, I’m surprised, you’re here due to your ability to perservere and give”. “And Mr. Einstein, It’s all relative is it not”? And Generals, although I understand your impatience, the man who discovered penicillin is in line before you, so please stand at ease”….Just then the golden doors open and out of the white marble castle comes a ‘74 black Cadillac white top convertible and in the back seat sits a man with two beautiful blonds under each arm. Well, everyone really is just losing it!!! They go crazy. Demanding to know who had this very special power to enter heaven and see the lord upon entering. St Peter says, “Hold on a moment, I can explain”. “I know you all have been waiting along time, some forever, But, that there in the back of that car is a Special Forces Team Sgt. And as you all know, we never had one of those before….