82ndtrooper
10-10-2007, 13:26
Three applicants apply for the position of "Assasin" with the Central Intelligence Agency. All three have met the criteria. Language proficiency, psych eval, top secret clearance approval, and all three medically fit for service the Clandstine Services Division.
Two of the applicants are men and one woman.
The final interview is with a mysterious man dressed in black in the basement of the "Farm" shooting house. All three are given intstructions to wait his or her turn entering the room.
The first man enters the room and is told "You have to kill your wife with this pistol" to which the man is handed the pistol. After some 15 minutes the man walks out of the room crying and say's "I can't do it" He's escorted to the parking lot of the campus and given strict instructions to never talk about his experience with the CIA interview.
The second man walks into the room and is handed the same pistol and told "Now kill your wife" He sobs loudly and proclaims "Your out of your mind, I can't kill my wife" to which he is escorted out of the room to the parking lot of the campus and told never to speak of his CIA interview.
The woman walks in, she too is handed the pistol and told "Now kill your husbund" Suddenly there are 8 loud consecutive gunshots. Then banging, and thumps, and screams then silence.
The woman walks out of the room, wipes the sweat off her forehead and say's "The damn pistol had blanks in it and I had to beat him to death with the freaking chair"
Two of the applicants are men and one woman.
The final interview is with a mysterious man dressed in black in the basement of the "Farm" shooting house. All three are given intstructions to wait his or her turn entering the room.
The first man enters the room and is told "You have to kill your wife with this pistol" to which the man is handed the pistol. After some 15 minutes the man walks out of the room crying and say's "I can't do it" He's escorted to the parking lot of the campus and given strict instructions to never talk about his experience with the CIA interview.
The second man walks into the room and is handed the same pistol and told "Now kill your wife" He sobs loudly and proclaims "Your out of your mind, I can't kill my wife" to which he is escorted out of the room to the parking lot of the campus and told never to speak of his CIA interview.
The woman walks in, she too is handed the pistol and told "Now kill your husbund" Suddenly there are 8 loud consecutive gunshots. Then banging, and thumps, and screams then silence.
The woman walks out of the room, wipes the sweat off her forehead and say's "The damn pistol had blanks in it and I had to beat him to death with the freaking chair"