BMT (RIP)
09-27-2007, 06:12
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question....
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife & charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock 40 caliber semi-automatic & you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you & your family. What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done any thing to him that
would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about th e kids ?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway? What kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or
would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
What can I do to understand his
behavior, to relate to his concerns?
We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day & make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
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Republican's Answer:
B A N G !
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Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click
Daughter:
"Nice shootin', Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son:
"Can I shoot the next un?!"
Wife:
"You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!"
The answer can be found by posing the following question....
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife & charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock 40 caliber semi-automatic & you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you & your family. What do you do?
---------
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done any thing to him that
would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about th e kids ?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway? What kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or
would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
What can I do to understand his
behavior, to relate to his concerns?
We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day & make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
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Republican's Answer:
B A N G !
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Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click
Daughter:
"Nice shootin', Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son:
"Can I shoot the next un?!"
Wife:
"You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!"