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Roguish Lawyer
09-04-2007, 11:43
LOL -- tell us something we don't already know!
http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/09/04/dating.mating.ap/index.html
Kyobanim
09-04-2007, 11:54
I wonder what their first clue was?
rubberneck
09-04-2007, 11:59
It isn't as obvious at it seems on the surface, when you consider that 9 out of 10 men that work for CNN are eunuchs.
Bill Harsey
09-04-2007, 13:59
They should run the study one more time, with alcohol.
They should run the study one more time, with alcohol.
I agree with this. It would finally prove that beer goggles do in fact exist
LOL -- tell us something we don't already know!
http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/09/04/dating.mating.ap/index.html
They are slow on the uptake. They are CNN. Hell why do you think I retired and work in South America!!!!:D
I only have to get off the plane in Atlanta and before I get through Immigration and Customs I know I am back in the Good Old FAT USA. SUPER SIZE-IT is our down Fall. I get to see Colombians/Brazilian's/Peruvians/Paraguayans/Etc Day after day and they want to look Sexy and dress like women. Why do all the guys in 7th SFGA have True Latino Wifes Not New Ricans......:p
I feel like a Sailor down here. A girl in every Port and none are fat and ugly, not even a little bit. Just mention to the Gringa wife that her jeans are a little tight. Run for cover. The girls here will say You think So. A week later and 7 days in the gym they come back in a mini skirt ans ask how does it look now?
I love south of the border.:cool:
They are slow on the uptake. They are CNN. Hell why do you think I retired and work in South America!!!!:D
I only have to get off the plane in Atlanta and before I get through Immigration and Customs I know I am back in the Good Old FAT USA. SUPER SIZE-IT is our down Fall. I get to see Colombians/Brazilian's/Peruvians/Paraguayans/Etc Day after day and they want to look Sexy and dress like women. Why do all the guys in 7th SFGA have True Latino Wifes Not New Ricans......:p
I feel like a Sailor down here. A girl in every Port and none are fat and ugly, not even a little bit. Just mention to the Gringa wife that her jeans are a little tight. Run for cover. The girls here will say You think So. A week later and 7 days in the gym they come back in a mini skirt ans ask how does it look now?
I love south of the border.:cool:
Get 14 of them to work for you for two years. Then come back and tell me how much you love their Customs and attitudes. You know what you call a Colombian, Honduran, Peruvian...etc. Woman after she has lived in the States for a few years? A Gringa.
Only way around this is to turn the TV to the Weather Channel and lose the remote. When they ask you to take them to the Mall, drop them off at the nearest Gas&Go. If they ask for a Washing Machine, Find a big Rock.
Get 14 of them to work for you for two years. Then come back and tell me how much you love their Customs and attitudes. You know what you call a Colombian, Honduran, Peruvian...etc. Woman after she has lived in the States for a few years? A Gringa.
Only way around this is to turn the TV to the Weather Channel and lose the remote. When they ask you to take them to the Mall, drop them off at the nearest Gas&Go. If they ask for a Washing Machine, Find a big Rock.
You sound like you speak from 1st hand knowledge. You are correct. Stop feeding the rice and start feeding them corn the go to hell. Give them all the Gringa access and they may go to hell. Do not even let them get with a group of Latina's and then your life is destroyed.
My rules are - Do not teach her English. If they already speak English find another. Do not get her a car and teach her to drive and do not get her a washing machine and dryer.
Take it easy.
Dominus_Potior
09-05-2007, 06:37
You sound like you speak from 1st hand knowledge. You are correct. Stop feeding the rice and start feeding them corn the go to hell. Give them all the Gringa access and they may go to hell. Do not even let them get with a group of Latina's and then your life is destroyed.
My rules are - Do not teach her English. If they already speak English find another. Do not get her a car and teach her to drive and do not get her a washing machine and dryer.
Take it easy.
SF_BHT,
you are so learnt, I hope to one day attain an beautiful, uninformed, foreign wife. Wait, I already did, and then she found out about the internet, and that you can buy clothes there. Then I had to DX her for a Garmin Forerunner 205. Yes I got rid of the luggage for a GPS wrist watch. :D
They should run the study one more time, with alcohol.shucks, Bill, we all know how that one ends...:eek: