82ndtrooper
08-24-2007, 20:48
For us native Kentuckians this joke is spot on.
Kentucky Fan
One foggy night, a Cardinal fan was heading east from Louisville and A Kentucky fan was driving west from Lexington . While crossing a narrow Bridge, they hit each other head-on, totally destroying both cars.
The Kentucky fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Cardinal fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived. The Cardinal fan walks over to The Kentucky fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences aside and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Kentucky fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck." The Kentucky fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of MAKERS MARK. He says to the Cardinal fan, "I think this is another sign we should toast to our newfound friendship."
The Cardinal fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the Bottle, the Cardinal fan hands it back to the Kentucky fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Kentucky fan calmly twists the cap back on and throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up. :lifter
Kentucky Fan
One foggy night, a Cardinal fan was heading east from Louisville and A Kentucky fan was driving west from Lexington . While crossing a narrow Bridge, they hit each other head-on, totally destroying both cars.
The Kentucky fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Cardinal fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived. The Cardinal fan walks over to The Kentucky fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences aside and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Kentucky fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck." The Kentucky fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of MAKERS MARK. He says to the Cardinal fan, "I think this is another sign we should toast to our newfound friendship."
The Cardinal fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the Bottle, the Cardinal fan hands it back to the Kentucky fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Kentucky fan calmly twists the cap back on and throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up. :lifter