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Dominus_Potior
07-17-2007, 01:17
My CO just said this to me out of no where.
Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!
Rob
Ambush Master
07-17-2007, 18:20
Or the one about the Mexican/Soul Food Restaurant called Nacho-Mamma's!!
Mosby Raider
07-26-2007, 19:51
There really was a restaurant named Nacho Mommas in Louisville, AL. A very large chicken processing plant opened and there was a big influx of immigrant workers to the area. One of them decided it was better finacially to open a restaurant than work in the chicken procesing plant.
Dominus_Potior
07-27-2007, 07:18
Okay, so now everyday we say one yo mama joke in formation. Here's mine and the CO's jokes.
Me - "Sir, yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!"
CPT P - "SGT Mosley that was stupid, you must just like your mother because your mother so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind."
Yeah we have no lives at all, I have realized that. But we have fun.
Rob
Rob, here load up for next week
Yo’ momma is so fat when she wore a Malcolm X shirt a helicopter landed on her back!
Yo mama’s so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light", He told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama’s so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second and third.
Yo mama’s so fat that she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two time zones.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
The Reaper
07-27-2007, 08:54
Not professing to be an expert with the protocol here, but my understanding was that when challenged, the response should be the same defect; i.e, a "Yo Momma so fat" requires a fat joke in reply.
TR
Yo momma so poor, her face is on the food stamp....
Yo momma so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers....
Yo momma so poor, a burglar broke in her house and left 2 dollars....
Or some "fat" ones...
Yo momma so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off of her....
Yo momma so fat, we're in her right not....
Yo momma so fat, when she get on the scale it says "to be continued..."
Yo momma so fat, the b*tch wakes up in sections......
Dominus_Potior
07-28-2007, 02:17
Rob, here load up for next week
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
I taking this one. Thanks.
TR
you would think that, but, seeing how we usually do this off the top of our heads, and it's during our formation, protocol is pretty much out of the window here. :D
Hope you can use some of these bro.
Fat:
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movie theater, she sits next to everybody.
Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo momma's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma's so fat, she has to iron her pants in the driveway.
Ugly:
Yo momma's so ugly, her parents fed her with a slingshot.
Yo momma's so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
Yo momma's so ugly, you have to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Other:
Yo momma's so cross-eyed, when she cries, tears run down her back.
Yo momma's body is so dusty, her fleas walk around with 2 quart canteens.
Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her age and she dropped dead.
Yo momma's so old, she farts dust.