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07-13-2007, 08:52
Gabriel went to the Lord and said, "I have to talk
to you. We have some Texans up here who are causing problems...
They're swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is
missing, and they are wearing T-shirts instead of their robes; there's
barbecue sauce and picante sauce all over everything, especially their
T-shirts; their dogs are riding in the chariots and chasing the sheep;
they are wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their
halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean, and their boots
are marking and scuffing up the halls of Wisdom. There are
watermelon seeds and tortilla chip crumbs all over the place. Some of them are
walking around with just one wing; and they insist on bringing their
horses with them."
The Lord said, "Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven
is home to all of my children. If you want to know about real problems,
call the Devil."
So Gabriel calls the Devil who answers the phone and
says, "Hello---hold on a minute." When he returns to the phone the Devil
says, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you? " Gabriel replied, "I
just want to know what kinds of problems you are having down there
with the Texans."
The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on
something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and
said. "I'm back Now what was the question?"
Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having
down there with the Texans?"
The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this...hold
on." This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes and when he
returns he says, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Red
Adair has put out the fire and and Browne and Root is installing air
conditioning."
to you. We have some Texans up here who are causing problems...
They're swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is
missing, and they are wearing T-shirts instead of their robes; there's
barbecue sauce and picante sauce all over everything, especially their
T-shirts; their dogs are riding in the chariots and chasing the sheep;
they are wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their
halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean, and their boots
are marking and scuffing up the halls of Wisdom. There are
watermelon seeds and tortilla chip crumbs all over the place. Some of them are
walking around with just one wing; and they insist on bringing their
horses with them."
The Lord said, "Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven
is home to all of my children. If you want to know about real problems,
call the Devil."
So Gabriel calls the Devil who answers the phone and
says, "Hello---hold on a minute." When he returns to the phone the Devil
says, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you? " Gabriel replied, "I
just want to know what kinds of problems you are having down there
with the Texans."
The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on
something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and
said. "I'm back Now what was the question?"
Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having
down there with the Texans?"
The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this...hold
on." This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes and when he
returns he says, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Red
Adair has put out the fire and and Browne and Root is installing air
conditioning."