School Play

[BMT (RIP)]

Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their
first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first
little boy was to say, "My fair maiden... I have come to snatch a
kiss and

fill

your soul with hope."

The second little boy was to reply by saying, "Hark!, a pistol
shot."




Well, on opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys

were a bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be
filled with grown-ups. The teacher told them to take their places on

the

stage

and to remember to speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up.
The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two boys were

terrified. They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for
them

to

begin.

The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words..... "My fair
maiden.... I have come to kiss your snatch! And fill your hole with
soap."

The second boy screams out....."Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss,

a pot of shit, horse shit, this is bull shit... I never wanted to be

in this stupid play anyway..."

The audience left howling!!!