BMT (RIP)
06-19-2007, 06:21
A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbuck's café one day
discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we built the Parthenon,"
arching his eyebrows.
The Irishman then replies, "We discovered the Summer and Winter
Solstice."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
The Irishman, nodding in agreement, says, "But we built the first
timepieces and calendars."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will
end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented the concept of sex
for pleasure, not just procreation!"
The Irishman replies, "Indeed, that is true, but it was we Irish who
introduced it to women."
discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we built the Parthenon,"
arching his eyebrows.
The Irishman then replies, "We discovered the Summer and Winter
Solstice."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
The Irishman, nodding in agreement, says, "But we built the first
timepieces and calendars."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will
end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented the concept of sex
for pleasure, not just procreation!"
The Irishman replies, "Indeed, that is true, but it was we Irish who
introduced it to women."