Buffalobob
05-21-2007, 17:57
Aoudad Curry
Step 1
Go hunting and shoot an aoudad. Check the teeth to determine if it is so old that it is one that was on the ark with Noah. Take it home and get out the hacksaw, splitting maul and chisels and cut off some meat.
Step 2
Wait until your wife leaves on a business trip.
Step 3
Place the meat in your grinder and grind for ten minutes. Take out the dull blade and put in a new cutting blade and grind some more. Spray the grinder motor with the fire extinguisher when it overheats and catches on fire. The meat is now cooked from the grinder fire so get a skillet out and chop up some onions and garlic and sauté in butter. Add pepper, salt curry, flour, bullion the meat and two cups of water and a cup of beer and heat on low. Put 1 ˝ cups of rice in 3 cups of water and cook for 25 minutes.
Step 4
Call your children to come down for dinner.
Step 5
Remind the guilty one that he shot it and has to eat it.
Step 6
Call the cats.
Step 7
Call the vet.
Step 1
Go hunting and shoot an aoudad. Check the teeth to determine if it is so old that it is one that was on the ark with Noah. Take it home and get out the hacksaw, splitting maul and chisels and cut off some meat.
Step 2
Wait until your wife leaves on a business trip.
Step 3
Place the meat in your grinder and grind for ten minutes. Take out the dull blade and put in a new cutting blade and grind some more. Spray the grinder motor with the fire extinguisher when it overheats and catches on fire. The meat is now cooked from the grinder fire so get a skillet out and chop up some onions and garlic and sauté in butter. Add pepper, salt curry, flour, bullion the meat and two cups of water and a cup of beer and heat on low. Put 1 ˝ cups of rice in 3 cups of water and cook for 25 minutes.
Step 4
Call your children to come down for dinner.
Step 5
Remind the guilty one that he shot it and has to eat it.
Step 6
Call the cats.
Step 7
Call the vet.