WISE GUY

[Rogue]

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig
his tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincenzo,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to
plant my tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be
digging up a garden plot. If you were here, my troubles would be
over. I know you would dig the garden for me.
Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Papa,
I would help if I could but please do not dig up that garden, that's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie

At 4 am the next morning, FBI and local police arrived with picks and shovels and dug up the entire area without finding any
bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Papa,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Vinnie