sg1987
04-12-2007, 09:44
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....Of course,
the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the
window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll
have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your
lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the
door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was
done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on
its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people
that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband
replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank
you... You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a
thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.
I’ll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last
one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment
and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my
life." "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the
least I can do. And I’ll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you,
young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in
every country in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will
always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish,
genie?" "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't
been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex
with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you
know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do
the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent
the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. After about three hours
of vigorous sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her
eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"No Kidding." He said, "Thirty-five years old and both of
you still believe in genies?"
the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the
window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll
have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your
lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the
door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was
done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on
its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people
that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband
replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank
you... You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a
thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.
I’ll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last
one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment
and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my
life." "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the
least I can do. And I’ll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you,
young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in
every country in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will
always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish,
genie?" "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't
been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex
with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you
know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do
the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent
the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. After about three hours
of vigorous sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her
eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"No Kidding." He said, "Thirty-five years old and both of
you still believe in genies?"