incommin
04-12-2007, 08:01
A MARINE & AN IRAQI
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came
upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar
but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as
first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured
Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
'I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag,
and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing,
fat, left wing liberal drunk. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses
and acts like a frigid, mean spirited lesbian!' He retaliated by
yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Mrs. Clinton!' 'And, there we were,
in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us'.
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Jim
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came
upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar
but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as
first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured
Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
'I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag,
and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing,
fat, left wing liberal drunk. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses
and acts like a frigid, mean spirited lesbian!' He retaliated by
yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Mrs. Clinton!' 'And, there we were,
in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us'.
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Jim