bluebb
04-06-2007, 09:05
My buddy sent me this e-mail, I don,t know how true it is but still funny.
U.S.Navy Directive 16134 [Inappropriate T-Shirts]
The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all naval
installations in the Middle East, and it was obviously directed at the
Marines and US Navy Personnel.
To: All Commands
Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts
Ref: ComMidEastFor Inst 16134//24 K
All commanders promulgate upon receipt, The following T-shirts are no
longer
to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in
the Middle East under this command:
"Eat Pork Or Die" [both English and Arabic versions]
"Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells
impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]
"Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions]
"Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more." [Both English and Arabic
versions]
"The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions but some in
English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs]
"Guns don't kill people. I kill people." [Both Arabic and English versions]
"Pork. The other white meat." [Arabic version]
"Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]
The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of
this directive. In addition, the following BASE SIGNS are to be removed
upon
receipt of this message:
"Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800
Daily."
"Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?"
All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt
of this directive....
Bluebb
U.S.Navy Directive 16134 [Inappropriate T-Shirts]
The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all naval
installations in the Middle East, and it was obviously directed at the
Marines and US Navy Personnel.
To: All Commands
Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts
Ref: ComMidEastFor Inst 16134//24 K
All commanders promulgate upon receipt, The following T-shirts are no
longer
to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in
the Middle East under this command:
"Eat Pork Or Die" [both English and Arabic versions]
"Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells
impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]
"Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions]
"Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more." [Both English and Arabic
versions]
"The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions but some in
English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs]
"Guns don't kill people. I kill people." [Both Arabic and English versions]
"Pork. The other white meat." [Arabic version]
"Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]
The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of
this directive. In addition, the following BASE SIGNS are to be removed
upon
receipt of this message:
"Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800
Daily."
"Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?"
All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt
of this directive....
Bluebb