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BMT (RIP)
03-27-2007, 10:21
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mothers Milk," worth
70 points, or none at all.
One student who had also partied the night before, was hard put to
think of seven advantages.

He wrote:
1.) It is perfect formula for the child.
2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3.) It is always the right temperature.
4.) It is inexpensive.
5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6.) It is always available as needed.

And then, the student was stuck.

Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of
the test rang, he wrote...

7.) It comes in such cute containers.

He got an A.

Beach Bum
03-27-2007, 10:52
That's cute! I'm going to share it with my coworkers!

lksteve
03-27-2007, 19:53
S Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of
the test rang, he wrote...i see it as a B+...the key element is that the father does not have to do the 2am feeding, can watch the game without being disturbed...but, true enough, the containers have an aesthetic quality all their own...

Sdiver
03-27-2007, 20:03
Cute Containers......

I think it would be awfully hard, to print those "Missing Child" or "Have you seen this child", on those types of containers. :eek: OUCH



But it sure would be fun, to check as many of them if they ever did. ;)

JMI
03-28-2007, 05:26
But it sure would be fun, to check as many of them if they ever did. ;)
Nice! LOL.