Kyobanim
03-19-2007, 19:55
Stolen shamelessly from another site
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink a lot of beer, whiskey or
wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said,
"No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
hiking, or at the racetrack?" "No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?" "No,"
I said. "I don't do any of those things."
Then he looked at me and said, "Then, why do you give a shit?"
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink a lot of beer, whiskey or
wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said,
"No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
hiking, or at the racetrack?" "No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?" "No,"
I said. "I don't do any of those things."
Then he looked at me and said, "Then, why do you give a shit?"