BMT (RIP)
04-14-2004, 10:35
You Need to Review YOUR Health Plan Benefits.
A wealthy benefactor was visiting the local hospital when, during the
guided tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating."OH, MY
GOD!" screamed the woman. "THAT'S DISGRACEFUL! WHY IS HE DOING THAT?"
The doctor who was conducting the tour explained, "I'm very sorry....but
this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with
semen. If he doesn't do that at least five times a day, they'll explode and
he will die."
"Oh, well, in that case, I guess it's OK," remarked the woman.
In the very next room they observed that a female nurse was performing oral
sex on a different male patient. Again the woman screamed, "OH MY GOD! HOW
CAN THAT BE JUSTIFIED?"
The doctor replied, "Same illness, better health plan."
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A wealthy benefactor was visiting the local hospital when, during the
guided tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating."OH, MY
GOD!" screamed the woman. "THAT'S DISGRACEFUL! WHY IS HE DOING THAT?"
The doctor who was conducting the tour explained, "I'm very sorry....but
this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with
semen. If he doesn't do that at least five times a day, they'll explode and
he will die."
"Oh, well, in that case, I guess it's OK," remarked the woman.
In the very next room they observed that a female nurse was performing oral
sex on a different male patient. Again the woman screamed, "OH MY GOD! HOW
CAN THAT BE JUSTIFIED?"
The doctor replied, "Same illness, better health plan."
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