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sg1987
02-13-2007, 09:26
One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the
White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where
he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I
would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton.

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not
President and doesn't reside here."

The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White
House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in
and meet with President Hillary Clinton".

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday,
Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here."

The man thanked him and again walked away . . .

The third day, the same man approached the White
House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would
like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at
the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have
been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already
several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't
reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine; I
just love hearing your answer!"

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said,
"See you tomorrow."

rubberneck
02-13-2007, 09:33
Good one. The fact that a large percentage of the US population likes her scares the crap out of me. I hope the percentage that hates her guts is enough to keep her from ever returning to the White House.

Warrior-Mentor
02-13-2007, 20:20
Never gets old.