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aricbcool
02-05-2007, 18:38
HUSBAND: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
WIFE : I clean the toilet....
HUSBAND: How does that help ?
WIFE : I use your toothbrush.....
bandycpa
02-05-2007, 18:48
Good one, Aric. Short, sweet, and disgusting.
Maybe I should lock my toothbrush away...or leave one out in the open as a decoy.
Bandy
aricbcool
02-05-2007, 19:52
Do both. Then develop a "first strike capability" doctrine, and offer to sign a non-agression treaty, with the consequences being Mutually Assured Divorce. ;)
--Aric
bandycpa
02-05-2007, 20:25
Ah, diplomacy with teeth (so to speak). I like it.
Still, if my toothbrush smells of Tidy Bowl, I make have to seek a UN Resolution first just to keep the Democrats happy. :)
Bandy