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sg1987
02-02-2007, 13:17
There was a young teenage girl that was about to finish her first year
of college. She considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat and
her father was a rather staunch conservative Republican. One day she
was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to
programs Like welfare, a large benevolent government, and rich-to-poor
tax equalization.
He stopped her and asked her how she was doing in school. She answered
that she had a 4.0 GPA but it was really tough. She had to study all
the time, never had time to go out and party and often went sleepless
because all of the studying. She didn't have time for a boyfriend and
didn't really Have many college friends because of all her studying.

He then asked how her friend Mary, that was attending the same
college, was doing. She replied that she was barely getting by. She
had a 2.0 GPA, never studied, was very popular on campus and was at
parties all the time. She often wouldn't show up for classes because
she was hung over.

He then asked his daughter why she didn't go to the Dean's office and
Ask why she couldn't take 1.0 off her 4.0 and give it to her friend
that Only had a 2.0. That way they would both have a 3.0 GPA.
She fired back and said "that wouldn't be fair, I worked really hard
For mine and my friend has done nothing".

After a moment of silence, she replied, "I guess I will never vote
Democrat again."

Snaquebite
02-02-2007, 13:25
Good One

Gypsy
02-02-2007, 20:22
Agreed, good one!

REMFlt
02-04-2007, 03:58
Good stuff.
Unfortunately, this joke makes the assumption that a hardcore liberal is capable of reason.