SF18C
01-18-2007, 05:28
If it wasn't so true this would be funny
Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Cokie Roberts, and a tough old U.S.
Marine Sergeant Major were all captured by terrorists in Iraq . The
leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last
Request before they were beheaded.
Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowlful
of hot spicy chili."
The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chili.
Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."
Peter Jennings said, "I am Canadian, so I'd like to hear the song "O
Canada " one last time."
The leader nodded to a terrorist who had studied the Western
world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag Musicians and
played the anthem. Jennings sighed and declared he could now die
peacefully.
Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my
tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen.
Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till
the end."
The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and
Roberts dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."
The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your
final wish?"
"Kick me in the ass," said the Marine.
"What?" asked the leader? "Will you mock us in your last hour?"
"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass," insisted the
Marine.
So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the
ass.
The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm
Pistol from inside his Cammies, and shot the leader dead. In the
confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his M4 carbine and sprayed
the
Iraqis with gunfire. In a flash, all the Iraqis were either dead or
fleeing for their lives.
As the Marine was untying Rather, Jennings , and Roberts, they asked him,
"Why didn't you just shoot him in the beginning? Why did you ask them
to kick you in the Ass first?"
"What!?" replied the Marine, "And have you three assholes report
that I was the aggressor?"
Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Cokie Roberts, and a tough old U.S.
Marine Sergeant Major were all captured by terrorists in Iraq . The
leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last
Request before they were beheaded.
Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowlful
of hot spicy chili."
The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chili.
Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."
Peter Jennings said, "I am Canadian, so I'd like to hear the song "O
Canada " one last time."
The leader nodded to a terrorist who had studied the Western
world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag Musicians and
played the anthem. Jennings sighed and declared he could now die
peacefully.
Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my
tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen.
Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till
the end."
The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and
Roberts dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."
The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your
final wish?"
"Kick me in the ass," said the Marine.
"What?" asked the leader? "Will you mock us in your last hour?"
"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass," insisted the
Marine.
So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the
ass.
The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm
Pistol from inside his Cammies, and shot the leader dead. In the
confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his M4 carbine and sprayed
the
Iraqis with gunfire. In a flash, all the Iraqis were either dead or
fleeing for their lives.
As the Marine was untying Rather, Jennings , and Roberts, they asked him,
"Why didn't you just shoot him in the beginning? Why did you ask them
to kick you in the Ass first?"
"What!?" replied the Marine, "And have you three assholes report
that I was the aggressor?"