Sdiver
01-14-2007, 23:15
Got this in an e-mail today. It speaks volumes. :D
Somebody told me that Ted Nugent said this........I cant confirm that, but I like it anyway...
I like big cars, big cigars and naturally big tits.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I don't care about appearing compassionate.
I think playing with guns doesn't make you a killer.
I believe its called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I think I'm better than the homeless.
I am not the real Slim Shady, so I think that I’m gonna stay seated right here in this damn comfy chair.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I don't care if you call me a racist, a homophobe or a misogynist. I am not tolerant of others because they are different.
I know that no matter how big Jennifer Lopez’s toilet gets, I’ll still want to see it.
I don’t celebrate Kwanza. But if you want to that's fine; just don't feel like everyone else should have to.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you do it in English.
I like my porn without silicon.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
I want to know when MTV became such crap.
I think getting a hummer is sex, and every man is entitled to at least one extremely sloppy one per month.
I know what the definition of is is.
I think Oprah's eyes are way too far apart.
I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.
I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang.
I think that being a student doesn’t give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster.
I’ve never mourned a dead goldfish.
I don’t want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to their God or gods, while I pray that the test results come back negative.
I think the Clippers should play in the WNBA.
My heroes are Abraham Lincoln, Orson Wells, Ronald Reagan and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
I think creative violence makes movies more interesting and Iraqis more dead.
I don’t hate the rich.
I don’t pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake, but I still think The Rock could kick my butt.
I think global warming is junk science.
I’ve never owned or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven’t burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-f-up already.
South Park still makes me laugh.
I think you can respect and admire women while mentally undressing them.
I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous than a PlayStation.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jessie Jackson preaches.
I think explosions are cool.
I don't care where Ellen puts her tongue.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you’re running from them.
I worry about dying before I get even.
I’ve discovered that DVD is better than Laserdisc.
I like the convenience of buying oranges while I'm waiting at a stop-light, and I'm pretty sure the Latina midget selling them to me is glad she no longer lives in a refrigerator packing carton outside Ensenada.
I figured out Bruce Willis was dead midway through The Sixth Sense but enjoyed it anyway.
I think turkey bacon sucks.
I want somebody to explain to me exactly why it's wrong to point out that when I watch a freeway chase, I know the losers the police eventually pull out of the car are gonna be a gang-banging homies or vatos.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a parent.
I think tattoos and piercings are fine if you want them, but please don’t pretend they are some sort of political statement.
I want to know what the hell is going on when Geena Davis has a sitcom.
I like hard women, hard liquor and a hard bowel movement first thing in the morning.
I believe you don’t have to speak with a lisp to pick out a couch for your living room.
I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Old Yeller.
I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.
I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings.
Sometimes I throw my soft drink can in the trash, even when the recycle bin is just a few more steps.
Making love is fine, but sometimes I wanna get laid.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
Yes, I'm a bad Republican. And I vote... even if it rains.
LONG LIVE THE NUDGE !!!!
Somebody told me that Ted Nugent said this........I cant confirm that, but I like it anyway...
I like big cars, big cigars and naturally big tits.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I don't care about appearing compassionate.
I think playing with guns doesn't make you a killer.
I believe its called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I think I'm better than the homeless.
I am not the real Slim Shady, so I think that I’m gonna stay seated right here in this damn comfy chair.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I don't care if you call me a racist, a homophobe or a misogynist. I am not tolerant of others because they are different.
I know that no matter how big Jennifer Lopez’s toilet gets, I’ll still want to see it.
I don’t celebrate Kwanza. But if you want to that's fine; just don't feel like everyone else should have to.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you do it in English.
I like my porn without silicon.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
I want to know when MTV became such crap.
I think getting a hummer is sex, and every man is entitled to at least one extremely sloppy one per month.
I know what the definition of is is.
I think Oprah's eyes are way too far apart.
I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.
I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang.
I think that being a student doesn’t give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster.
I’ve never mourned a dead goldfish.
I don’t want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to their God or gods, while I pray that the test results come back negative.
I think the Clippers should play in the WNBA.
My heroes are Abraham Lincoln, Orson Wells, Ronald Reagan and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
I think creative violence makes movies more interesting and Iraqis more dead.
I don’t hate the rich.
I don’t pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake, but I still think The Rock could kick my butt.
I think global warming is junk science.
I’ve never owned or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven’t burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-f-up already.
South Park still makes me laugh.
I think you can respect and admire women while mentally undressing them.
I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous than a PlayStation.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jessie Jackson preaches.
I think explosions are cool.
I don't care where Ellen puts her tongue.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you’re running from them.
I worry about dying before I get even.
I’ve discovered that DVD is better than Laserdisc.
I like the convenience of buying oranges while I'm waiting at a stop-light, and I'm pretty sure the Latina midget selling them to me is glad she no longer lives in a refrigerator packing carton outside Ensenada.
I figured out Bruce Willis was dead midway through The Sixth Sense but enjoyed it anyway.
I think turkey bacon sucks.
I want somebody to explain to me exactly why it's wrong to point out that when I watch a freeway chase, I know the losers the police eventually pull out of the car are gonna be a gang-banging homies or vatos.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a parent.
I think tattoos and piercings are fine if you want them, but please don’t pretend they are some sort of political statement.
I want to know what the hell is going on when Geena Davis has a sitcom.
I like hard women, hard liquor and a hard bowel movement first thing in the morning.
I believe you don’t have to speak with a lisp to pick out a couch for your living room.
I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Old Yeller.
I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.
I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings.
Sometimes I throw my soft drink can in the trash, even when the recycle bin is just a few more steps.
Making love is fine, but sometimes I wanna get laid.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
Yes, I'm a bad Republican. And I vote... even if it rains.
LONG LIVE THE NUDGE !!!!