sg1987
01-10-2007, 11:27
Ran across these thought to ponder.....
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a slinky... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a slinky... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.