Top 10 signs you're not a morning person

[Gypsy]

10. You put your cordless shaver in the toaster.

9. Your vocabulary in the morning consists of, "Uh?" and "Uh huh".

8. You thought vitamin C meant COFFEE!

7. Even your self-absorbed cat will wait till at least noon to remind you he hasn't been fed in over 48 hrs.

6. Your will specifically states that you be buried "any time after 1 p.m."

5. You go to sleep in your work clothes so you don't have to waste "valuable sleep-in time" getting dressed.

4. Vivarin -- Breakfast of Champions is your choice every morning.

3. You yawn and suck in a Delta 747.

2. You think Letterman is the host of Good Morning America.

1. When you sleep late, coffee prices plummet on major world commodity markets.

[Pandora]

Love # 2. Insominia is so much more fun when spaced-out celebs take the stage.

[Sweetbriar]

"5. You go to sleep in your work clothes so you don't have to waste "valuable sleep-in time" getting dressed."

Actually, I used to do this. Of course, I would put my work clothes over my jammies and call it insulation. It was winter. It also made coming home exhausted simpler, too. Just took the outerwear off and fell back in bed. Not very girlie, huh?

[The Reaper]

Originally posted by Sweetbriar
"5. You go to sleep in your work clothes so you don't have to waste "valuable sleep-in time" getting dressed."

Actually, I used to do this. Of course, I would put my work clothes over my jammies and call it insulation. It was winter. It also made coming home exhausted simpler, too. Just took the outerwear off and fell back in bed. Not very girlie, huh?

Disgusting. I like it.

How long did you go between baths?

TR

[Gypsy]

Originally posted by Sweetbriar
Not very girlie, huh?

No not very. :p Way too many layers of clothing for me....