Maisy
12-19-2006, 02:37
Arthur Davidson meets St Peter.
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson,
died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since
you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the
world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in
Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want
to hang out with God."
StPeter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
God recognised Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
invented motorcycles, eh?!"
Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."
God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something
that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run
without a road?!"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke,"Excuse me,
but aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said,"Ah, yes."
"Well,"said Arthur,"professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold
on."
God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited
for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God
read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God
said to Arthur,"but according to these numbers, more men are riding
my invention than yours."
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and one more....
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said,
"I've lost my grandpa" The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied,
"Jack Daniels and women with big t*ts."
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson,
died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since
you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the
world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in
Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want
to hang out with God."
StPeter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
God recognised Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
invented motorcycles, eh?!"
Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."
God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something
that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run
without a road?!"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke,"Excuse me,
but aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said,"Ah, yes."
"Well,"said Arthur,"professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold
on."
God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited
for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God
read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God
said to Arthur,"but according to these numbers, more men are riding
my invention than yours."
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and one more....
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said,
"I've lost my grandpa" The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied,
"Jack Daniels and women with big t*ts."