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BMT (RIP)
04-08-2004, 05:14
Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when one of
them was attacked by a ferocious Rottweiler. Thinking
quickly, the other boy ripped a board off a nearby fence,
wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking
the dog's neck.
A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed
the incident and rushed over to interview the boy.
The reporter began entering data into his laptop,
beginning with the headline: "Brave Young Celtics Fan
Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal."

"But I'm not a Celtics fan," the little hero interjected.

"Sorry," replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston,
Mass, I just assumed you were."
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again, "John
Kerry Fan rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack."

"But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds.

The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was
either for the Celtics or Kerry or Kennedy. What team or
person do you support?"

"I'm a Houston Rockets fan and I really like George W.
Bush" the boy says.

Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again:
"Arrogant Little Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."

Roguish Lawyer
04-08-2004, 05:25
Good one. Too true though!

DunbarFC
04-08-2004, 06:56
That's good but change it to the Boston Globe and it's more accurate

The Herald is owned by Newscorp, thus making it a Rupert Murdoch rag and VERY conservative in it's editorial slant

eyes
04-08-2004, 07:06
.........

Para
04-08-2004, 14:28
Originally posted by DunbarFC
That's good but change it to the Boston Globe and it's more accurate

The Herald is owned by Newscorp, thus making it a Rupert Murdoch rag and VERY conservative in it's editorial slant
You make that sound like that's a bad thing.

DunbarFC
04-08-2004, 14:36
Originally posted by Para
You make that sound like that's a bad thing.

Not at all !

The Herald is in reality one step above a tabloid but they hate Kerry, Kennedy etc

I'm trying to save the paper's rep !

CPTAUSRET
04-08-2004, 14:43
CUTE!

Terry

NousDefionsDoc
04-08-2004, 14:44
Why's it always got to be about the Rotties?

NousDefionsDoc
04-08-2004, 14:50
To borrow a phrase...

Roguish Lawyer
04-08-2004, 14:53
Originally posted by NousDefionsDoc
To borrow a phrase...

LOL

But how many manholes has Ted Kennedy's car run people into?

NousDefionsDoc
04-08-2004, 15:03
Originally posted by Roguish Lawyer
LOL

But how many manholes has Ted Kennedy's car run people into?

We don't know, do we?