Spaghetti

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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him she was

pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he
paid

her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have
the

child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also
provide

child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how
he

would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her
to

simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He

would then arrange for child support payments to begin. One day,
about

9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she
said,

"you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to
me

and I'll explain it" he said. The wife watched as her husband read
the

card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written:



"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one
without."