The Reaper
07-26-2006, 19:21
Enjoy!
TR
The Pope took a vacation to visit the vast mountains of Alaska and to do a bit of sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Spotted Owl" hat, and an "Impeach Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up.
One quickly drew and revolver and fired two .44 magnum rounds into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear. Confirming that it was dead, two of them dragged it into the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "Gentlemen, I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental activists in the wilds, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true." Then he turned, got back in the Pope-Mobile and left.
As the Pope drove off, one of the puzzled loggers asked his buddies, "Who was that guy?"
"Dude.. that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with heaven and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting!"
"By the way, how's the bait holding up? Is he still good to go, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and snatch another one?"
TR
The Pope took a vacation to visit the vast mountains of Alaska and to do a bit of sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Spotted Owl" hat, and an "Impeach Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up.
One quickly drew and revolver and fired two .44 magnum rounds into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear. Confirming that it was dead, two of them dragged it into the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "Gentlemen, I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental activists in the wilds, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true." Then he turned, got back in the Pope-Mobile and left.
As the Pope drove off, one of the puzzled loggers asked his buddies, "Who was that guy?"
"Dude.. that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with heaven and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting!"
"By the way, how's the bait holding up? Is he still good to go, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and snatch another one?"